I think that anyone who presents themselves with their last name first when I ask you for your name… Should go eat a dick. Seriously what an arrogant little fuck. and that tone that they use too. 
Who that fuck do you think you are? How important do you think you are compared to everyone else? BIG FUCKING WHOOP that you have a business, that don’t mean shit to me. Because when we tell you that the NEXT available technician will be with you. THE NEXT FUCKING TECHNICIAN WILL BE WITH YOU. don’t ask me when? don’t ask me how long. The fact that you just come marching in on a mo’fucking Sunday demanding for a appt. when you didn’t have one in the first place, but we still said that we were going to help you. I think you should consider yourself pretty fucking lucky. 

Don’t yell at me, then tell me it’s not my fault, and then continue to yell at me. Telling me the problem 7 times over isn’t going to make me fix the problem for you. BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW. I’m not trained in that department. 
If it was up to me, i’d have you thrown out of the store so fast. 

After working at the fruit stand for almost 1.5 years, it really have changed the way i look at people. People who are nice about their problems and is patient deserves all the time in the world. But if someone is a dick this like guy i can’t sympethize anymore. Cause to me. in my eyes, your problem is not anymore worst than the next person. To me you’re no more important than the person that walked in 5 mins before you. I don’t know who you are, but yelling at me can just really quickly tell me that you are a dick who mommy always pick up when you cry, so you’re use to crying for what you want. 
I hate it most when people who actually YELL will get what they want. Because then it shows that, that is the right way. 

If I was to ever give my kids advice, I’d tell them that yea sometimes things in life doesn’t work out. but that doesn’t mean you can be little someone, just have to be calm and collected and you will get help. 

I think anyone who have worked in retail can understand what I mean. People (in general) are sometimes dicks. =/



Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 


Here’s an alternative link to watch it on vimeo, in higher resolution, from the creator’s channel.